Not me.
I learn a lot about myself by reviewing my spam folder. Remember, Socrates once said "An unexamined life is not worth living." Admittedly, he later drank hemlock instead of leaving his city/state, so his wisdom could be questioned, but it seems like sound advice. So I've decided to examine my life through my spam. Here it is ...
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First, I received email from "Me", "Ejaculation", "Ann Ethington" and "Erectile". While I like to talk to myself, "me" is interesting and introspective. Ann Ethington sounds British and a bit sexy. I'd have liked to date an "Ann Ethington" when I was younger, preferably if she told me that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. As for "Erectile" and "Ejaculate", these seem like names from an X-rated "American Gladiators" competition. Don't know what to make of that.
Looking through the subject matter, it appears that I'm concerned about software and jewelry, but I'm mainly worried about size and performance. If that weren't enough, I also seem to be interested in shoes and the "fitness room", whatever that may be.
From this spam analysis, I conclude that my life is clearly a whirlwind of activity. I'd examine my life further, but too much self analysis can make your head hurt. I've been told that this can effect my performance ...
