Anderson's likely doing drugs right around now.
Really. Look at the hair. Rapunzel's got some serious locks and needs a haircut badly.
So we went to San Antonio for a vacation in the broiler. First, we got a hotel room on the Riverwalk at the Marriott, which was right next to where "Coolio" was putting on a free show. Remember "Coolio"?
Me neither.Anyway, we walked right by the concert and saw the Alamo, where all sorts of interesting people come to play.
This is a real person with a "Free Hugs" sign. We didn't partake. Nor, actually, did anyone else in the 5 minutes we were near him. Scary. Still, we were at The Alamo and Anderson enjoyed taking in the historical significance.Okay. That's a lie. I maintain that the most disappointing place to visit in America is The Alamo. First, it's a tiny little fort in the middle of a city that dwarfs it, making it seem even smaller. There's also a lot of stuff that isn't original, mainly because the Mexican Army blew the fort to smithereens.
People don't use the word "smithereens" as much as they should.
Finally, the presentation of The Alamo itself is boring. You don't really get a sense for what happened and have to watch the IMAX movie across the street to really appreciate the significance.
But we dragged Munchie's butt there in the 100 degree heat.
There best part of the trip was the Children's Museum. Anderson got to play with tons of things, including a big, unrealistically fake rooster ...
A big fake cow udder...
The real winners were the fish. He got very excited and started squealing loudly when he saw them swimming around. The squealing continued for 5 minutes and I believe he actually frightened the fish.
Anderson also had his first swim in the hotel pool. He braved the floaties well - and tolerated the size 3T swimsuit. Note that it doesn't even remotely fit him. Still, we give him props for not polluting the pool.
We then roasted at Sea World. Anderson wasn't as amused by the sea lions show as much as I was. In fact, I kept handing Anderson off to Natalie so I could see the show. A gripping caper ... who stole the fish? Cliffhanger, I tell you. More plot than a Lindsay Lohan movie ...
Note the Shamu doll. Won by yours truly at the arcade (admittedly, it was a "play until you win" game, but I won nonetheless ...)
Our favorite picture of Anderson yet ... he's actually starting to look like a little boy ...
While I was away, Natalie went to a party (me being away was likely a party in itself, but this was an actual party) and snapped a couple of good shots ...
That's it. Next up ... Anderson's first real haircut ...
