The future Mr. SpearsWe initially wanted to help Anderson out by providing a good home and education. That, it seems, is the traditional approach to raising a child. This is the 21st century equivalent of driving a horse and buggy. Always trying to be on the cutting edge, we are taking a different, new approach.
We're going to infiltrate the Spears family.
Hear me out. Let me go through the details.
1. Britney Spears is estimated to be worth over 100 million dollars.
2. Britney Spears had a relationship with one guy and had 2 children out of this.
3. Britney is now pregnant with #3.
4. Britney appears to be dumb as a rock.
5. Her ex-husband reportedly made 13 million dollars for marrying Britney and getting her pregnant.
6. Britney's 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is now also pregnant.
7. Jamie Lynn Spears is also in show business, and would supposedly have a decent amount of money that her boyfriend/future husband can weasel his way into.
8. These children will inherit their parents money.
Now, Anderson could work hard his whole life and succeed in a slow, agonizing path to financial and personal success. Or we could just raise him to knock up a member of the Spears family and get a chunk of the estate. This requires no college investment ... heck, he could even drop out of grade school. Big picture ... we wouldn't have to continue putting money into his college fund. A lack of education would also ensure that he fits in in Britney's home state of Louisiana. And there should still be a decent amount of the Spears money that hasn't been snorted/smoked/drunk away for Anderson to get a hold of when these kids grow up. So he's going to marry one of the of the kids. And make a lot of money. And then take care of his parents.
Speaking of parents, here's a blurb of a new book by Britney/Jamie Lynn's mom ... this will be mandatory study material for Anderson. Sounds like a good person to learn from by reading their book ...
Associated Press Britney Spears' Mom Will Chronicle Her Life In Book
LOS ANGELES, Calif. (October 26, 2007) – Lynne Spears, mother of pop star Britney and actress Jaime Lynn, is set to write a tell-all book.
Lynne Spears has signed a book deal with Thomas Nelson, Curt Harding reported to Access Hollywood.
The mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn’s book will be titled, “Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World.”
The book, scheduled for release in the spring of 2008, is “Lynne Spears’s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community,” according to Publishers Marketplace.
Unbelievable.
